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#1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Popeye's is across the street and I prefer take-out to dine-in.
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#2
What do Popeye's fingers smell like?
Olive oil.
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#3
Why does Popeye have the perfect dick?
Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl.
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#4
What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive?
Popeye fucking smacked him one.
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#5
Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's
a pretty accomplished masturbator.
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#6
Popeye was a lonely sailor.
No wonder he had such big forearms.
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#7
What's Glenn's favorite fast food?
Popeyes!
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#8
How does Popeye lube up his dick?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
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#9
Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms,
I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much.
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#10
You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common?
They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil.
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#11
Why were Popeye's forearms so big?
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
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#12
[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth?
He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/
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#13
What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive?
Popeye kicked his ass.
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#14
Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive?
Popeye beat the shit out of him.
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#15
How did Popeye keep his tool clean?
NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl
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#16
when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting
in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something
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#17
Where do chicken strips find love?
Chicken tinder ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
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#18
Olive Oil What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil?
Popeye's cock.
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#19
What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the shit out of him.
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#20
What happened when The Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye kicked his ass!
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