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Porcupine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of porcupine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE.
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#2
Whats the difference between a porcupine and a police car.
A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside.
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#3
BMW What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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#4
Turtle + Porcupine
= Slowpoke
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#5
What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine?
A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside
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#6
Ranger Station BOSS: I have reports that you treat the wildlife inappropriately
ME: No way *porcupine waddles by w/ kebabs on each quill*
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#7
[me narrating a documentary on urchins]
"look at these boring moist porcupines"
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#8
What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside
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#9
If you see a porcupine in your yard, that's my cat
and we're not done with our accupuncture session.
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#10
Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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#11
What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?
"Sir" from a distance.
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#12
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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#13
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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#14
What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine?
In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside
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#15
What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?
a porcupine
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#16
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
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#17
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
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#18
How do porcupines make love?
Very, very carefully.
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#19
What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A BMW's pricks are on the inside!
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#20
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear.
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