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Pounds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pounds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When I broke my back the doctor said I had to start sitting down to pee...
Because I'm not allowed to lift anything over 25 pounds.
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#2
Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell
them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all.
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#3
I went to the health clinic the other day...
My doctor said I weighed 483 pounds but I shouldn't worry about it because we are in the UK
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#4
[Fixed] They say when you shave it, it grows back thicker.
That explains what happened to those pounds my wife "shaved off."
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#5
Joke 2 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?
Princess Arielephant
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#6
A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive.
That's nuts!
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#7
Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
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#8
Knock Knock Who's there !
Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !
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#9
How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive?
put a nipple on it.
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#10
Whats the great way to lose some pounds?
Leave the EU.
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#11
They say the camera adds ten pounds.
I knew this all camera diet was bad for me. They're just so delicious.
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#12
Want to know how to lose 100 pounds?
Go to the London casino...
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#13
The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States.
Because the camera ads 10 pounds.
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#14
Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?
About fifty pounds
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#15
What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood?
He pounds.
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#16
My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends
gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
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#17
Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds
should stop eating cameras.
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#18
I'm having mixed feelings about that garlic diet...
So far, I've lost 6 pounds and most of my friends.
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#19
What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
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#20
I just lost 150 pounds of useless,
life draining fat I got a divorce.
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