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#1
How do Jamaican's end their prayers?
Ey mon.
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#2
Saw a man at the beach screaming, "SAVE ME..I'm drowning".
I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned "1 like = 100 prayers" on facebook..!!
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#3
I am the designated driver of 5 40ish women attending a wine tasting.
Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time.
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#4
Kanye West was hospitalized...
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.
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#5
My deity ignored my prayers today.
The sacrifice was a disaster. First, I didn't have the correct incantation, and then the goat knocked over the candles. I guess two wrongs don't make a rite.
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#6
BE WARNED I am taking careful note of all of your sins
and reporting back to God in my nightly prayers
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#7
son I heard u praying for grandma.
look that's nice *clears throat* but daddy's tweets need prayers too. im in a RT dry spell right now, son
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#8
[hostage situation] Any last words?
"Nah, I'm good." If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. "You are prayers. Lol."
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#9
What do prayers and my Reddit submissions have in common?
No one fucking reads them.
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#10
What religious people say: "I have you in my prayers." What non-religious
people hear: "I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."
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#11
Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended.
Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.
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#12
Ted Cruz thinks: 1.
Presidents should pray every day 2. More prayers the better 3. Muslims pray 5x day 4. Ted Cruz wants a Muslim president.
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#13
I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added
"Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer" In my prayers
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#14
My wife's cooking is so bad We
say our prayers after the food
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#15
midterms and finals are like prayers to god.
i never get answers.
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#16
With all those 'thoughts and prayers' on Facebook
it's amazing people are *still* dying.
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#17
How does an atheist start their prayers?
To Whom It May Concern
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#18
Sorry, cancer kids.
Our prayers are going elsewhere. RT @KimKardashian: So scared I'm not gonna make my flight to Australia! Pray I make it!
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#19
I never ask for people to send me thoughts & prayers but, while sitting
at Starbucks a man standing behind me farted on my shoulder.
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#20
[God waking up with a hangover] last night was a blur.
Whose prayers did I answer? [sees Trump leading in the polls] uh oh
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