What Are Procedure Jokes?
Procedure Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of procedure jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.
Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
#2
I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed.
Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic.
#3
Abortion jokes are a lot like the procedure itself.
If you half-ass it then it will come out mangled.
#4
Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure?
Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew he'd end up with a cat-ass-trophy on his hands.
#5
New procedure The hospital in my town is becoming pretty progressive and added
a new procedure targeted towards transgender women, it's called addadicktome.
#6
Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure?
Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not. Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!
#7
Doctor: "Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure
in a moment." *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*
#8
When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr.
Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!
#9
Sure, I'd love to Skype with you.
Just hold on a sec while I brush my hair and undergo various cosmetic surgery procedures.
#10
So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to
replace them with his foreskin He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed.
#11
What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change?
A stitchadicktomy
#12
Pacman: I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body!
I want the procedure, doc. Dr.: Very well. Just relax.. *puts bow on Pacman's head
#13
What do you do if you step on a landmine?
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
#14
Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar
procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two.
#15
Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly
asking "are you gonna eat that?" during the procedures.
#16
What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man?
An Adadictomy
#17
A dentist goes to another dentist to fix a cavity.
When his dentist started to explain the procedure, he stopped him and said, "Don't worry, I know the drill."
#18
How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
#19
I felt super exhausted after giving blood.
It's such a draining procedure.
#20
What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Why People Enjoy Procedure Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and procedure jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love procedure jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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