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#21
My computer is so slow .
. . . . . I get a progress bar when I copy and paste . . . text.
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#22
If the opposite of "pro" is "con"......
Then the opposite of "progress" would be "congress" I^will^see^myself^out
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#23
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
The Republican party.
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#24
Yet another "No DMs" bio.
All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated.
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#25
Other jokes like, "If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite
of progress?" Just looking for some jokes similar to this one, playing on opposites and such.
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#26
If "con" is the opposite of "pro"....
What is the opposite of progress?
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#27
What the opposite of progress?
Congress
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#28
If con is the opposite of pro it must mean
Congress is the opposite of progress?
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#29
If pro is the opposite of con, then whats the opposite of progress?
Congress
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#30
Gary: Standing in line at the movies, little white girl has a brown colored doll.
Talk about progress in America brehs. Fred: But she owns that doll tho.
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#31
Political Satire If con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress?
Also, opposite of consitution.
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#32
What do you call the exact opposite
of progress Congress
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#33
English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt
will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits.
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#34
If con is the opposite of pro ...
then is Congress the opposite of progress?
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#35
Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I'll ask him;
"so how does my lack of progress make you feel?"
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#36
Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With
Social Progress Onion EDIT: removed hyperlink
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#37
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Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?
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#38
DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from
your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days
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#39
Progress is made by lazy men looking
for an easier way to do things.
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#40
When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true.
Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'.
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