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What Are Prune Jokes?

Prune Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prune jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice
- I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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#2
Why did the raisin go out with a prune?
He couldn't get a date!
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#3
Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?
Because he couldn't find a Date!
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#4
*puts kid in tub* *checks twitter* *forgets about kid* *tweets*
*remembers kid* *finds kid-shaped prune floating in tub*
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#5
Confusious say "Man who eat many prunes
sit on toilet many moons."
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#6
*pulls handle on slot machine *prune
*prune *prune *diarrhea comes out
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#7
Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?
Because he couldn't find a date!
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#8
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't get a date.
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#9
The difference between dates and prunes?
You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)
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#10
*takes load of groceries off of old woman's
hands* these are mine now you old prune
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#11
I'm on a new diet of just Viagra and prune juice...
I never know if I'm comin' or goin'.
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#12
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but prune juice and viagra?
He couldn't tell if he was coming or going.
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#13
so two elderly grapes are talking then one of the grapes
says, is it just me or are you looking a bit prune?
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#14
Text from my nana: "What is a diss track?"
Don't worry about it u prune gash
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#15
Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice.
Anything to pass the time.
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#16
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Prune Jokes?
Our collection features 16 Prune Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Prune Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Prune Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Prune Jokes?
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How many Prune Jokes are available?
We currently have 16 Prune Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Prune Jokes?
Prune Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Prune Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and prune jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love prune jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Prune Jokes safe for all ages?
Most prune jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Prune Jokes?
prune jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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