What Are Pulse Jokes?
Pulse Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pulse jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1.
Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1
#2
New boss.
How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
#3
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.
Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
#4
An Indian man died after hearing the price of pulses.
The Doctor wrote "high pulse rate" as the cause of death.
#5
When I'm with you, I'm breathless.
My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic.
#6
Twiter helps me keep my finger on the pulse of what today's youth is jazzing & vibing to.
#hip #relevant
#7
*breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE!
*holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*
#8
[my 1st day as a doctor] I can't find a pulse [patient] that's a trashcan.
I'm over here [me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying
#9
One thing you should always look for in a woman.
A pulse.
#10
Blonde joke "Nurse, could you please take Mr.
Oliver's pulse?" "Why? Doesn't he have one of his own?"
#11
What does a ninja use to measure someone's
pulse A **stealthoscope**
#12
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one or not.
#13
Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans?
He really razed some pulses.
#14
What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?
"It's Raining Men"
#15
And that, Romeo, is why we usually
try to take a pulse first.
#16
Its ironic that the gay club was called "pulse"...
As 50 people didn't have one after the shooting
#17
Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature
that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating...
#18
perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY
on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower
#19
Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?
Because you don't wanna sinc!
#20
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured
on the richter scale.
Why People Enjoy Pulse Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pulse jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pulse jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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