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Pumpkin Jokes

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What Are Pumpkin Jokes?

Pumpkin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pumpkin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
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#2
What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band?
The Smashing Pumpkins.
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#3
reasons white people riot: 1.
their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins
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#4
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
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#5
Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
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#6
What do you call a Pumpkin who eats too much?
A Plumpkin.
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#7
I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin.
I'm Donald Trumpkin.
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#8
Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous
rise in pH of blood In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic.
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#9
How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin?
They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.
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#10
Guys, I'm quitting Halloween.
I'm on the pumpkin patch!
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#11
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
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#12
[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio.
Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most.
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#13
if you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in
yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall.
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#14
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pumpkin
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#15
Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
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#16
sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins
and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
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#17
Hand me the Phillips screwdriver, babe.
No, the Phillips. NO. Ok look, hand me the thing you stabbed me with on New Year's. Thanks pumpkin!
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#18
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pumpkin ~told by my dad
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#19
"Cool, I love candles.
What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
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#20
Every 7 seconds someone in the world dies.
Every 6 seconds, a white girl uploads a Pumpkin Spice latte pic on Instagram.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Pumpkin Jokes?
Our collection features 132 Pumpkin Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pumpkin Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pumpkin Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Pumpkin Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Pumpkin Jokes are available?
We currently have 132 Pumpkin Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pumpkin Jokes?
Pumpkin Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pumpkin Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pumpkin jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pumpkin jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Pumpkin Jokes to share?
A good pumpkin jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pumpkin Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pumpkin jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pumpkin Jokes?
pumpkin jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Pumpkin Jokes added regularly?
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