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Rectum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rectum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum.
Described his condition as stable.
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#2
Two doctors were discussing the game Proctologist:"Did you see the game last night?" Neurologist:
"No, did we beat them?" Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!
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#3
Have you heard about that new therapy they're using in Japan?
Soy lattes up the rectum. It's supposed to have amazing health benefits. Enemame.
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#4
Prognosis?
Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is "stable".
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#5
What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum?
He had the Mickey taken out of him
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#6
I was at the doctor...
I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him "Where do I put my pants?" He said, "Over there by mine."
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#7
I used to have some well constructed
ass jokes But then I rectum.
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#8
Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop?
He rectum.
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#9
So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it..
What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story
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#10
An Anus Gets into a fight with
two guys at a bar He rectum
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#11
After A Game "We kicked their
asses!" "Yeah, we rectum."
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#12
Rectum..
...damn near killed 'em!
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#13
Rectum, damn near killed him!
I always hear this punchline, without the build up part. What are some variations on this classic joke?
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#14
The doctor said to the patient We had to remove a part of your anus Patient- will I be any different?
Doctor-Just less of an asshole Edit 1- Changed rectum to anus, credit u/RigorMortis76
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#15
What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW?
I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum.
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#16
So I says to him I says, Rectum!?
Damn near killed him!
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#17
There must be a child in my rectum....
'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!
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#18
Rectum?
Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it.
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#19
A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum.
They described his condition as "stable"
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#20
I rear-ended a guy on the
way to work today Rectum.
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Most Rectum Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Rectum Jokes?
Rectum Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Rectum Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and rectum jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love rectum jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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