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What Are Remote Jokes?

Remote Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of remote jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control
just to operate her remote!
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#2
Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed.
Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote.
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#3
I remember the first time I used a Universal Remote Control
I thought to myself: "Well, this changes everything."
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#4
Men are simple things.
They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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#5
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
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#6
I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun
new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
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#7
I'm naming my TV remote Waldo...
...for obvious reasons.
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#8
Relationship status: I get
the remote to myself!
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#9
Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?
A Remote control
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#10
The first time I got a universal remote control,
I thought to myself "This changes everything."
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#11
Like if you remember only having 3 TV channels
to choose from and YOU were the remote!
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#12
"SIRI, WHERE'S THE REMOTE?" -- "SIRI, BRING ME A BEER!" -- "SIRI, WHERE'S
MY DINNER?" -- Wife: "She's either deaf, or had sex with you too."
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#13
Toy idea: Remote control car that you
can sit in & control from the inside.
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#14
Sorry a remote fell out when
you took off my bra
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#15
H: Well, the remote was definitely broken, so I went and bought a new one.
Me: H: Oh, and it came with this 75" television.
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#16
The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory..,
is when I get the remote to change the channel.
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#17
The scientist a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking.
Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof"
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#18
What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?
Tripoli batteries.
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#19
My wife felt guilty I found her using a vibrator.
She said she was denying me my pleasure. She's using the batteries from the remote
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#20
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything"
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Our collection features 134 Remote Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Remote Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Remote Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Remote Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Remote Jokes are available?
We currently have 134 Remote Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Remote Jokes?
Remote Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Remote Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and remote jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love remote jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good remote jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Remote Jokes safe for all ages?
Most remote jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Remote Jokes?
remote jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Remote Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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