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#1
A helicopter crashed on a graveyard
Reports says over 500 dead.
#2
Tequila doesn't make me drunk and disorderly, it just seems
that way, cuz Police Reports are all written by cops.
#3
Bill Cosby and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar...
tender girl who later reports them to the police for sexual harrasment.
#4
News just in.
There are reports that all the toilets have been stolen at Scotland Yard. Police say they have nothing to go on.
#5
Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt.
Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher.
#6
TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment.
Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming
#7
Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous
statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation
#8
News reports 5hr Energy may be linked to death.
Don't know if it's an advertising gimmick or not but I bought a bunch to gift, just in case.
#9
When I was a kid there were reports of alligators in the sewers that would come up through toilets.
It turned out to be a croc of shit.
#10
Republicans say it's raining; Democrats say it's sunny.
Rather than go outside and see for themselves, the media reports the controversy.
#11
Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi
Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League...
#12
Reports coming in of mass sheep
rustling Suspects on the lamb
#13
CNN reports Hurricane Patricia "hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages
with equal ferocity." Did they expect wealth-based discernment?
#14
Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner.
I guess they should have let him fly the plane.
#15
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
#16
Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School
It's okay though, she woke up.
#17
The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the
public reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
#18
Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer.
They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will.
#19
News reports say that someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown.
The cops have nothing to go on.
#20
I swear, if the paper were better quality, I would wipe my ass with
all these fucking reports I have to print out all the fucking time
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