What Are Right Jokes?
Right Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of right jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck
then breaking a condom is 18, right?
#2
Cop: did you do it?
Me: no Cop: you know it's truthful Tuesday right? Me: it's actually Wednesday Cop: damn it, who's your crush then
#3
So I used to date this graphic designer...
We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?
#4
A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head?
Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks
#5
If it wasn't for the 140 character limit, I'd
be on Chapter 27 of my first tweet right now.
#6
How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb?
"No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."
#7
How to explain non-alcoholic beer?
It's like eating your sisters pussy, the taste is the same but you know something is not right.
#8
I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because
all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook.
#9
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef. Am I doing this right?
#10
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
right where you left it.
#11
If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's
because they've just killed someone right?
#12
I never misused the word ironic, ironic right?
it's a bit of a paradox. THINK!
#13
Father Christmas: Excuse me but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!
#14
What did the male eskimo say to the female eskimo right before having sex?
I'm gunna fuck you Inuit pussy.
#15
We all live in a yellow submarine...
...I really wish the bathroom was working right.
#16
My girlfriend told me she's "spotting" and I'm like yeah right for who?
You can't even bench 50 Lbs lol
#17
[Noah's Ark] Noah: How will the animals reproduce?
God: You took a male & female, right? Noah: YOU SAID BRING 2 YOU DIDN'T SAY 1 OF EACH SEX
#18
Where do you find a dog that has no legs?
Right where you left them.
#19
My pubic hair trimming business will limit itself to female customers for the first few months.
I'm new to this, so I don't want to go nuts right away.
#20
[at bar] "Yeah I pulled down a solid 6 figs last year." Whoa that's impressive!
"I know, right! Can't believe I got fired by that fig farm."
Why People Enjoy Right Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and right jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love right jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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