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Ropes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ropes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
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#2
Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out.
Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes...
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#3
Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers??
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
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#4
Spiders are lucky.
They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to.
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#5
I really want to get into BDSM I just
need someone to show me the ropes
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#6
What did Christian Grey say to Anastasia before they sex for the first time?
Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes.
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#7
Ya know you're from Tacoma when...
Your niece sees velvet ropes and says "Ooh , that's some really nice police tape"!
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#8
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
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#9
A tassel walks into a bar...
The bartender yells out "Hey, you have to leave! We don't serve ropes here!" The tassel grins and says "Nope, I'm a Frayed knot!"
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#10
Tryna get into bondage But I need
someone to show me the ropes
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#11
I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas.
"You'll die too," I say. "9 lives," my cat whispers, lighting a match.
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#12
TIL: Ropes can pass through themselves
Ohh wait they can knot.
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#13
Ugly Joke You're so ugly that you make ropes hang
them self so they dont have to look at you
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#14
If one ex was drowning and the other was dangling from a cliff-edge and
you had one set of ropes to save them....where would you hide it?
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