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Routine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of routine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is the best stand-up routine of our time?
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
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#2
Have you seen that clip of the LGBT stripper who's incorporated martial arts into her routine?
No? Well if you want to, just Google "Gypsy Bruce Lee".
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#3
How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?
ask about his routine.
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#4
I've got the "turning beer into pee" routine perfected.
Now if I can figure out how to reverse the process then I'll be rich!
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#5
They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout
buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people
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#6
This commedian went up and only had one setup
and punchline his routine was a joke
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#7
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
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#8
What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.
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#9
Raise your hands if you just completed
a gymnastics routine.
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#10
What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?
Crossfit
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#11
McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance
routine to Britney Spear's "I'm a slave for you" before ordering.
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#12
I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and
inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World.
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#13
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following
Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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#14
What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine?
"Catch ya later!"
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#15
Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine?
He joked to death.
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#16
What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?
Diddly squat.
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#17
What's an oven's favorite comedy routine?
Deadpan.
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#18
Stand Up Comedy Yes, I actually did some stand up comedy, but I didn't like it...
every time I would get up on stage to do my routine, all people ever did was laugh at me...
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#19
What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?
A sub routine.
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#20
Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal
with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine.
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Routine Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and routine jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most routine jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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routine jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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