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Rush Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rush jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked
through a middle eastern market It was bazaar
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#2
"Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's
been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"
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#3
I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning.
Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let's not rush into things.
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#4
Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the
tunnel even after rush hour.
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#5
Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?
He had deadlines to meet
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#6
Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up?
Your feet aren't empty.
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#7
What do you call a fast country?
I ran. Which one is faster? Rush sia. How about d fastest? E jeep. No? K
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#8
Got late on my first day at work, blamed it on Rush Hour.
Got late on the 2nd day, Blamed it on Rush Hour 2
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#9
The rush I get from completing a crossword puzzle leads me to believe
that trying hard drugs would destroy my life within hours.
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#10
Admit it...
You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook status.
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#11
Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour.
Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2.
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#12
I just invented a new catch phrase What's yer Rush Limbaugh?
Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.
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#13
Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait
til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance.
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#14
I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers.
Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline.
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#15
Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other.
It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie.
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#16
Even if oil prices go down, I'm still going to siphon gas from my neighbor's
car because I like the adrenaline rush and he's an asshole.
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#17
I think that if Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh had their brains swapped,
the world would be better because that surgery sounds really risky.
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#18
shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows
up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*
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#19
I blamed being late for work on Rush Hour...
The next day I blamed it on Rush Hour 2 (Original credit goes to @murrman5 on twitter)
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#20
Me: this a rush song?
Bartender: yeah, you a fan? Me: does this answer your questions? *lifts shirt to reveal giant tattoo that says "no"*
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