What Are Russell Jokes?
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#1
A joke for fall.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
#2
Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1......
...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters. Read online on a comment. LOL
#3
Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl.
He said he would pass.
#4
My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after.
I'm actually kinda Gladiator.
#5
What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?
Russell.
#6
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell
#7
What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?
- Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete.
#8
Russell Crowe had an affair with
Meg Ryan He's gladiator.
#9
How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?
It couldn't contain itself.
#10
Russell Crowe never regrets cunnilingus
He'll always be Gladiator.
#11
What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?
Russell
#12
Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife?
Nah! He was Gladiator!
#13
who wore it better: Russell Brand or
Steven Tyler's microphone stand
#14
What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal?
I'm gladiator.
#15
"Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?" Wilson:
"Nah, I'll pass." Just saw this on Facebook.
#16
HR: "You've put Kurt Russell down as an emergency contact." Me: "Yeah, I'd like to meet him before I die.
Dude is a legend."
#17
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell
#18
What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
#19
TIL I have something in common with Russell Wilson.
[We're both not having sex with Ciara](http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/russell-wilson-ciara-aren-sex-article-1.2283745)
#20
Russell Crowe was arrested for biting a woman's face off.
When asked about it, he said he was "Glad he ate her".
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