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What Are Semicolon Jokes?

Semicolon Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of semicolon jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Treat me like a semicolon and
use me in all the wrong ways.
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#2
What do you call a half gay man?
A semicolon.
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#3
Only sometimes do I use semicolons in my writing; I don't want to sound like a *complete* asshole.
edit: grammar. Thanks, /u/jwfiredragon
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#4
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar.
They both had a great time.
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#5
What is the definition of a semicolon?
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
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#6
I'm not saying I'm smarter than you because I use proper
punctuation; I'm implying it with semicolons.
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#7
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
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#8
You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice...
until they needed to wink at somebody.
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#9
Why did the period and and semicolon break up?
Because they had nothing in comma
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#10
When i was younger i had part of my colon
removed Now i only have a semicolon
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#11
Sorry, ladies; I've never had a period.
Can't relate. Had a semicolon once, after being hit by a bus, so I feel like that was pretty close.
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#12
There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon.
They're great for separating independent Clauses.
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#13
Half the people who follow me are waiting for the nervous breakdown; the
other half follow because they're easily impressed by semicolons.
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#14
Every semicolon I have ever used
has been a complete guess
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#15
What is black and white and red all over?
A suicide note. Edit: I already feel horrible Edit 2: I left out a semicolon
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#16
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.
They both had a great time.
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#17
You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life...
You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life! Sorry but times have changed and I have python now...!
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#18
What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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#19
You're like a semicolon.
I'm not sure exactly what to do with you.
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Why People Enjoy Semicolon Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and semicolon jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most semicolon jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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