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Separation Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of separation jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation.
The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore.
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#2
What does laundry day and the 1950's
have in common Color separation
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#3
I'm a firm believer in the separation
of church and hate.
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#4
"No degrees of separation" - what I'll whisper to Kevin Bacon after
I climb over his security fence at 3am and slip into his bed naked.
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#5
Separation anxiety is common among toddlers, dogs, and would-be
divorcees finding out how much divorcing costs.
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#6
I'd settle for separation
of church and snakes.
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#7
What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?
The laundromat.
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#8
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation,
hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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#9
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that
a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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#10
I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang.
It always comes back to me.
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#11
TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.
Well it is side-splitting.
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#12
Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics
They believe in the separation of church and state !
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