What Are Shelves Jokes?
Shelves Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shelves jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving Sounds easy, but try going
into a book store and asking if they have "any books on shelves"
#2
I looked at a shelf once online and now every ad is like "SO YOU LIKE
SHELVES??????" and everywhere i go i think a shelf is following me
#3
Have you checked on your shelves recently?
You know, just to see how they're holding up?
#4
Have you heard?
They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves. It didn't protect against deadly rays.
#5
My new book I wrote on Poltergeists
is flying off the shelves.
#6
Now that Benedict XVI is out of work...
...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.
#7
Walmart stopped selling hoverboards due to safety concerns.
In case you were curious about those empty shelves between the guns and the ammo
#8
I recently wrote a book about poltergeists....
They're flying off the shelves!!! (Credit goes to jimmy Carr on that one)
#9
Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs
to open jars and get things of high shelves.
#10
Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do
you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?
#11
Library joke Why are librarians so lonely?
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
#12
my spirit guide told me to scale the shelves
at Cosco and build a nest with toilet paper
#13
Carpenters are only in
it for them shelves.
#14
Long ago, my mentor told me to look into self improvement.
He used to mumble a bit, though. Now I don't have the discipline to actually build one, but I know everything about constructing shelves.
#15
Ikea meatballs pulled from shelves because they contain horse meat.
Man, that's the last time I buy meatballs at a furniture store.
#16
Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves...
Apparently they are a choking hazard.
#17
Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves...
... Clinton and Trump are furious.
#18
Yeah, I'm basically a Pokemaster.
*waves vaguely at shelves of confused squirrels in partially sealed Tupperware containers*
#19
My guy hates waste, so we went to the store, picked out anniversary
cards, exchanged them, read them, and put them back on the shelves.
#20
I just asked my friend to come over and "play husband".
He's gonna be pissed when he finds out we are putting together shelves from ikea.
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