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Shoes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shoes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was concerned that it was mine so I quickly drove
home, as I got home I was relieved to see that mine was cleaning my shoes on the front porch
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#2
We'll take these $75 baby shoes.
No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home.
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#3
*entire building at my work loses power* *I run all the way to Linda's
office* Remember when you said light up shoes were a dumb idea?
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#4
[Airport security] Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes Centipede: No problem.
I'll just run. I have 100 legs. Guard: Remove your shoes
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#5
What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?
An extroverted physicist looks at *your* shoes when they're talking to you.
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#6
I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little
feet so now my cats wear tap shoes.
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#7
The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast?
A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!
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#8
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.....
...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes.
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#9
How do you know if an introvert likes you?
He looks at your shoes instead of his
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#10
What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes?
Scandals
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#11
What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes?
Platform Flip flops !
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#12
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White vans
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#13
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day...
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#14
Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet?
A: Ahhh-shoes.
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#15
How do you tell if a girl is wearing no
knickers By the dandruff on her shoes
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#16
So I was walking home from work....
And I saw this black guy carrying a tv and I thought it was mine but then I ran home and mine was still there shining my shoes.
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#17
Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?
Mosqui-toes.
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#18
Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
Son:.... Me:..... Son:.... Me:.... Son: I don't have any other feet. Me:.... Fair enough, dude.
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#19
I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear
out, it's like there's just no reward for laziness.
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#20
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I dont know what hes laced them with but i have been tripping all day.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and shoes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most shoes jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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