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What Are Shoulder Jokes?

Shoulder Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shoulder jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
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#2
Just how hairy was the person who invented
a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?
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#3
How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
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#4
Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad.
They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder.
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#5
How does every black joke start?
*Looks over shoulder *
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#6
A little girl says to her Mother: Girl: Mom, I'm Bleeding.
Mother: That's OK sweetie. It's just a sign you're becoming a woman. Girl: OK I was just worried about this axe in my shoulder.
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#7
Q.
What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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#8
"Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest" -
T-Rex singing "Head, shoulders, knees and toes".
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#9
[RACIST] The Parrot A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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#10
My butcher is very rude I asked him for a cut
of pork and he gave me the cold shoulder
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#11
What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?
The cold shoulder
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#12
Princess Diana died of dandruff They found
her head and shoulders in the glove box.
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#13
I go to seafood restaurants to show the lobsters in the tank I have a bigger penis than them.
Then shrug my shoulders as they boil to death.
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#14
How does every racist joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
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#15
A man is walking around a costume party dressed in green with a woman on his shoulder When asked what he was he said he was a tortoise.
Then when asked about the woman he replied "she's Michelle".
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#16
"Lethal Weapon" is my favorite movie about
how to fix a dislocated shoulder.
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#17
haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R.
Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in
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#18
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ?
His wife !
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#19
You know you have an awesome bra...
when you can do the entire Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes' song.... with just a slight adjustment of the shoulder straps!
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#20
Princess Diana had dandruff.
Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Shoulder Jokes?
Our collection features 331 Shoulder Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Shoulder Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Shoulder Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Shoulder Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Shoulder Jokes are available?
We currently have 331 Shoulder Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Shoulder Jokes?
Shoulder Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Shoulder Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and shoulder jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love shoulder jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good shoulder jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Shoulder Jokes safe for all ages?
Most shoulder jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Shoulder Jokes?
shoulder jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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