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What Are Sign Jokes?

Sign Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sign jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
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#2
My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died.
Mauled to death by a giant crab.
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#3
ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA:
[in sign language] I have a boyfriend.
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#4
Doctor Joke 'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is
your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'
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#5
In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION.
OPEN DOORS SLOWLY. My best time so far is 7 min.
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#6
The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian
Peterson They needed a good switch hitter.
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#7
The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH, but I doubt it.
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#8
Just saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus.
Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
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#9
My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."!
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#10
A pediatrician and funeral guy opened up a business together.
The sign out front said "Either way, you get your kid back"
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#11
Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do
I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster
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#12
My ex-girlfriend's star sign was cancer.
It is quite ironic how she died.... .... she was killed by a giant crab.
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#13
My university offers sex education lessons....
Guess I should sign up for intercouses.
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#14
What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
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#15
ABC Signs All 33 Chilean Miners To Next
Season's Dancing With The Stars
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#16
When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even
though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law.
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#17
I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" I thought
to myself "That sounds like a fair trade"
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#18
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'
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#19
My ex-wife was deaf...
She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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#20
I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign.
So now I never floss.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and sign jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most sign jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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