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What Are Simon Jokes?

Simon Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of simon jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
*Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close
your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says
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#2
The key to Simon & Garfunkel's success was that one was big and one was small.
Before, duos were always the same size. They changed the game
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#3
When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons.
I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it
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#4
"POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP." Show me a badge.
*cop gets badge out* I didn't say Simon Says. "Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."
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#5
I could've been a boxer, like my father.
He could've been one too Source: Simon Munnery
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#6
[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that?
Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop
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#7
I heard Simon say, "Turn
to the next page."
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#8
Jesus dropped his cross for the 3rd time, and Simon
of Cyrene said to him: "Do you even lift bro?"
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#9
If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll
be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name.
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#10
Teacher: "Simon, can you say your
name backwards?" Simon: "No Mis"
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#11
Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: "I am a rock.
I am an island" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends
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#12
Call your boring friend Simon, "Sighmon" he'll never know the difference
and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers.
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#13
What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?
Date Simon Cowell.
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#14
I'm clingy, but not " Simon
Cowell's t-shirt" clingy.
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#15
What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?
JPEG
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#16
Cop 1: You think Simon will escape?
Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us.
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#17
The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards.
"No mis" he replied
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#18
My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because
I'm beyond ready for him to record "Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"
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#19
Castlevania 2:
Simon's Quest
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#20
[weather guy on TV] "Today there will be 12 clouds.
One is called Simon"
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Simon Jokes?
Our collection features 26 Simon Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Simon Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Simon Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Simon Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Simon Jokes are available?
We currently have 26 Simon Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Simon Jokes?
Simon Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Simon Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and simon jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love simon jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Simon Jokes to share?
A good simon jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Simon Jokes safe for all ages?
Most simon jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Simon Jokes?
simon jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Simon Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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