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Slug Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of slug jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies!
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#2
It's a SHOT in the dark, but you might find this funny.
Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together? Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
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#3
Slugs are obviously snails that
have been through a divorce.
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#4
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
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#5
Q: What happens when two snails fight?
A: They slug it out.
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#6
Just saw a license plate that said "LUV SLUG." I hope it
shrivels up when they salt the roads in the winter.
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#7
Keep slugs out of your garden by building a tiny slug-sized
amusement park next to it with slow safe rides.
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#8
Why did god give women legs?
Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?
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#9
Why do girls have legs?
...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
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#10
"As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is...
Linda, where is everyone?" "They all called to say they're running late"
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#11
Why did god give Women legs?
So they didn't leave slug trails. My father told me that when I was 8 years old.
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#12
I went into Paris to eat some Snails...
and ended up with a belly full of Slugs
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#13
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
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#14
[Michael Cera melting like a slug because
there's too much salt on his fries]
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#15
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I'll get you next slime!
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#16
What do you call an extroverted snail?
A slug
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#17
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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#18
Big shout-out to slugs!
Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets.
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#19
The gardener at my work put beer in the garden
to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG
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#20
[MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt?
MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That's correct.
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