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#1
Getting pulled over Officer (*Walks over*) Officer -I'm going to ask you to step out of the car for a sobriety test.
Me (*Presses tits together*) Me -How about now? Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
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#2
Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety.
It was a shitshow. But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once.
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#3
Today marks 365 days of sobriety.
364 more to go
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#4
Cop failed me on the sobriety test even tho I not only touched my nose
like he asked but went on & totally nailed the rest of the macarena.
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#5
Sobriety test Cop: You been drinking?
Me: No. Cop: Say the alphabet backwards. Me: Alphabet the. Cop: Hilarious. Say each letter. Me: Each letter.
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#6
I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse
on almost 4 years of sobriety.
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#7
Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...
...on six months of sobriety.
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#8
The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed
two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation.
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#9
Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety
test if you just lay down and take a nap.
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#10
COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok
COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good
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#11
There's a new holiday in Russia called "National Sobriety
Day" People are at a loss as to how to celebrate it.
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#12
It's been pretty rough going, but I think I finally
beat my crippling addiction to sobriety.
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#13
If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry
duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son
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#14
i had a dream a policeman came into my apartment and gave
me a field sobriety test and i failed and went to jail
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#15
Congratulations Amy Winehouse
On three years of sobriety!
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#16
Tequila everyday keeps
sobriety away
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#17
OK THERE.
DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down.
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#18
Today is the 1 year anniversary of the day i decided to get sober.
And tomorrow is the anniversary of the day I decided sobriety wasn't for me.
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