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What Are Split Jokes?

Split Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of split jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Having anal sex in the splits...
A hole body stretch.
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#2
Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple?
The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!
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#3
The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal.
Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss.
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#4
Girlfriend Detective Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective.
I think we should split up." Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
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#5
Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?
Because he missed a split-end on a curl.
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#6
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
A banana split!
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#7
Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge...
They decided to split it.
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#8
I have a split personality
No he doesn't
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#9
What did the duck say after it split the atom ?
Quark ! Quark !
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#10
What sort of soup do men make most often after sex?
Split pee soup. (I made it up. I'm sorry.)
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#11
Where did Czechslovakia split up?
At the Czech-out line.
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#12
An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor.
He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis.
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#13
A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced.
He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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#14
Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms.
Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
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#15
Why did the computer split up with the programming language.
Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!
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#16
I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians.
I'd call the company "Lickety Split Delivery".
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#17
I phoned the local gym...
and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'
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#18
I said to my dyslexic mate, "Guess which
band has split up?" He said, "Erm..."
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#19
What's the best part of split-pea soup?
The cut up peaness.
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#20
Did you know that if you take all the people in the world
and split them in half you'd be a mass murderer
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and split jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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