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Stable Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stable jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Breaking News: horse in barn has emergency operation...
Update: do not worry, he is in a stable condition.
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#2
Why did the horse stumble?
He was de-stable-ized.
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#3
What do horses hope for on election day?
A stable economy
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#4
Hate it when a mum automatically assumes their baby is hungry when they cry.
Maybe they're crying for a stable economy. YOU DON'T KNOW!
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#5
At the hospital...
NSFW At the hospital, I overheard two doctors discussing a patient that came in with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. They described the patient's condition as stable...
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#6
What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
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#7
Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail.
Why? Because he was born in a stable environment.
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#8
A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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#9
What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?
... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis.
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#10
Why did the horse get a divorce?
It didn't have a stable relationship.
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#11
Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy.
My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father
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#12
I like my women like I like my isotopes.
Stable.
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#13
Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
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#14
I had to take my horse to get surgery last week.
The doctor told me he's in stable condition.
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#15
Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger,
but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition
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#16
Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass?
His condition is stable
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#17
A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable Had a period that was awfully stable.
So once a full moon She took out her spoon And drank herself under the table.
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#18
A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him.
His condition is described as stable.
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#19
flames on the side of your car screams i want small children to think
im badass but i want parents to know im not financially stable
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#20
Ive recently been under the weather but now im in a stable
conditon My rooms filthy and there is shit everywhere
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stable jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Stable Jokes safe for all ages?
Most stable jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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stable jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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