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Stands Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stands jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
One night stands in hotel rooms just don't do it for me anymore.
That's why I always ask for a bed with two night stands.
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#2
Why are football grounds odd ?
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !
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#3
[Boss stands at my desk] Can I see you in my office?
[I stare curiously] You can see me here, right?
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#4
as punishment, the townspeople force me to wear a prominent, scarlet
letter "A", which stands for "a big piece of shit who loves crime"
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#5
What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?
Drive faster.
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#6
"W.A.D." a simple mnemonic device for remembering the steps in folding a fitted sheet stands for: 1.
Wad it up; 2. And; 3. Done
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#7
I pledge allegiance to the Pizza and to the taste for which it stands,
one Circle under sauce, with ranch and breadsticks for all
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#8
Know what OBGYN stands for?
OBGYN: Oh Boy! Got You Naked!
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#9
Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe
they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown
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#10
*stands up and screams* "PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!" *gets thrown
out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*
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#11
Clearly Cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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#12
What's an elephant's most sexual organ?
It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked.
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#13
ID is a funny abbreviation.
The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald
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#14
Why is the robot good at one night stands?
Because he nuts and bolts.
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#15
If a man stands alone in a forest...
If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
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#16
So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show Suddenly, an audience member
stands up and shouts "I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"
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#17
Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs.
"I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"
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#18
*sits* This is nice.
*stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite.
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#19
In every generation there's one man who stands up for
the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy.
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#20
What does FEMINISM stands for?
**F**ighting **E**quality and **M**en to **I**nstitutionalize **N**arcissism and **I**gnorance and **S**top **M**eritocracy
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