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#1
What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
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#2
The White Stripes Knock, knock!
Who's there? Meg White's most complex drumbeat. --- ^(Stolen from 4chan's /mu/ board: http://redd.it/2cl0cw)
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#3
What do you call a stolen Tesla?
An Edison
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#4
So a man buying stolen goods gets caught, and is given one phone call, who does he call?
His de-fence attorney!
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#5
Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've
seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years
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#6
Did you hear about the guy that went to court over a stolen bag?
It was a brief case.
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#7
Have you heard about the stolen shipment of viagra?
Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
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#8
My friend David had his ID stolen the
other day Now we just call him Dav
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#9
Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it ....
The thief is spending less than my wife did.
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#10
I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called
to see if my card was stolen.
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#11
My credit card was stolen today I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it.
So far he's spending way less than my wife does.
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#12
The list of things I hate the most is -Hate -Lists -Irony -Cheap jokes
stolen from the internet -Irony -Repetition -Did I mention irony?
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#13
My brother David had his ID
stolen Now he's just Dav
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#14
I hope fashion in the future isn't all like, weird metal bird outfits.
Cuz a bunch of mine just got stolen.
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#15
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Those dirty bastards.
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#16
My mate Sid had his ID stolen.
"So now i just call him S"
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#17
Policeman:"Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen.
Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir
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#18
Even though my dad is a Trump supporter I let him borrow my car because I'm a good person.
I mean, I'm going to report it stolen, but still.
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#19
What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?
Carloss
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#20
What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?
Carlos
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