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Strings Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of strings jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars.
She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.
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#2
whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
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#3
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
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#4
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
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#5
I once swallowed two strings and they came out tied together.
Yeah, I shit you knot!
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#6
I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was on her period...
so I had to pull some strings.
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#7
How did the puppeteer meet the President?
He pulled some strings.
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#8
Why do tampons have strings?
So crabs can go bungee jumping
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#9
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings, the other has straaangs.
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#10
Why do tampons have strings attached?
So you can floss after you eat. Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump.
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#11
I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out.
But she pulled some strings and got me in.
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#12
Here, have my marionette set.
"Cool. How much for it?" Just take it "For free? What's the catch?" No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
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#13
Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands?
There's no strings attached.
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#14
Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer?
Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!
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#15
No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar.
Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo.
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#16
Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major.
So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached.
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#17
Does anyone want to buy a broken yo-yo?
No strings attached
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#18
Women don't like bass players, apparently...
Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why.
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#19
Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist
because everyone wanted "no strings attatched"
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#20
FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar.
No strings attached.
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