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What Are Submarine Jokes?

Submarine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of submarine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear the submarine construction business closed down?
Shame they went under
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#2
Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
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#3
What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
A submarine
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#4
How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?
He's the one with a parachute on his back.
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#5
Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?
Submarines.
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#6
What did the hungry whale do?
He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen.
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#7
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because that's where the submarine was.
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#8
North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another
North Korean submarine Woops, wrong sub
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#9
Submarines are just
hipster boats.
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#10
How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?
You knock on the door.
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#11
The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine.
What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full.
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#12
What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
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#13
Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread.
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door
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#14
What is long, hard and full
of semen A submarine
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#15
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
A submarine filled with cum.
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#16
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
you knock on the door.
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#17
How do you sink a norwegian submarine?
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
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#18
TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine
off the coast of Guatemala Woops, wrong sub.
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#19
What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?
Jesus in a submarine.
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#20
Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops!
Wrong sub.
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Most Submarine Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Submarine Jokes are available?
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Submarine Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and submarine jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love submarine jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Most submarine jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Submarine Jokes?
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