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What Are Suck Jokes?

Suck Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of suck jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck his dick.
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#2
One More Hilarious Vampire
Joke ...actually it sucks.
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#3
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but
when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks".
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#4
New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong...
He can't enjoy watching the ball drop.
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#5
How to stop a small dog from humping your leg.
Pick him up, and suck his dick!
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#6
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
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#7
Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I'll read 4 or 5 status updates and I'll
cry, because they suck and I realize that I've wasted 2 or 3 minutes of my life.
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#8
Jokes are like paper airplanes
I suck at making them
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#9
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Israel?
Hillary won't suck Bill's dick.
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#10
Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke.
If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw
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#11
What is the difference between your wife and your job?
5 years later your job will still suck.
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#12
Guys; You know you need to lose weight when your girlfriend
is always wanting to suck on your titties.
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#13
Granny Smith must have been a shitty
person because her apples suck.
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#14
HAPPY EARTH DAY!
Suck it, Neptune.
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#15
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck his cock.
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#16
Life is like a box of chocolates
It sucks if you have diabetes
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#17
If you cut down a hundred trees, you are not a lumberjack.
But if you suck one dick, you are a cocksucker.
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#18
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to eat my ass. One to suck my dick. I screw in the light bulb...
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#19
[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
You suck its dick
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#20
How do you stop the dog trying to hump your leg?
Suck his dick.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and suck jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Suck Jokes safe for all ages?
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