What Are Support Jokes?
Support Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of support jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If I'm ever on life support, I want you to pull up he plug...
Then wait 10 seconds and plug it back in, maybe that'll work.
#2
Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public.
So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself.
#3
A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics
They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics.
#4
My Grandpa once said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No,
your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
#5
I hurt my foot the other day.
My heel can't support any weight. But I haven't got to see a doctor yet. I'm just tiptoeing around the issue.
#6
A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car.
Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P
#7
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?
The bench can support a family.
#8
I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!!
Where should we send him?
#9
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
#10
I named my first dog "What".
Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked "What is the name of your first pet?" and I kept answering "Yes."
#11
What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?
Mini-Mum
#12
I went to check out a premature ejaculators' support
group this morning But it turns out it's tomorrow.
#13
I can't stand anti-semitic jokes Anne Frankly,
I think no one should support them.
#14
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts.
#15
Sex with my boyfriend is like Ebay's customer support.
I keep hearing please wait one more minute, and I just want the whole thing to be over with.
#16
My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can.
So I killed his mum.
#17
Because of my thyroid condition, my parents made me join a support group as a kid.
This one time, at gland camp...
#18
I want to start an irritable bowel
support group called fecal matters
#19
What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
The bench can support a family of 4.
#20
If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in
a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery.
Why People Enjoy Support Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and support jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love support jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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