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Temper Jokes

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What Are Temper Jokes?

Temper Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of temper jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple.
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#2
My father held his temper very well....
Every time we would get mad, he would just count to 100. Then take my head out of the water.
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#3
So I went to the mattress store and tried laying on one of the Temper-Pedic mattresses.
I was impressed.
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#4
Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low?
General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber.
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#5
What is the reason for short people temper?
They are closer to hell.
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#6
Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting
each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers.
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#7
A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side
of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
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#8
Women are temperamental.
That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
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#9
Patient: Doctor you must help me.
I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID DIDN'T I YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
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#10
Patient: Doctor you must help me.
I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did didn't I you stupid fool!!
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#11
Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change?
He was always going around half-cocked.
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#12
If by "cat-person" you mean do I sleep a lot and will I lose my
temper with you without provocation, then yes I'm a cat-person.
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#13
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues.
To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
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#14
How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!
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#15
Companies want "rockstar" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality,
even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment.
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#16
Why was the steel angry?
Because it lost it's temper.
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#17
If there's a pistachio that's difficult to open, I'll just move right
on to another because life is short and so is my god damn temper
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#18
It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator
Lester temper get out of hand.
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#19
My manager at the millinery has a really short temper
I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!
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#20
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?
One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
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Our collection features 21 Temper Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Temper Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Temper Jokes?
Temper Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Temper Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and temper jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love temper jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Most temper jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Temper Jokes?
temper jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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