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#1
If I've learned one thing from twitter, it's how to get a ton
of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting.
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#2
I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas?
Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc.
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#3
Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he's called a stud...
...but when he nails a ton of studs, he's in construction?
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#4
Which is heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Depends on which weigh you think about it
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#5
My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of
weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle
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#6
I just became the mayor of "Giving Away Tons of Personal Data to Corporations
and Government Agencies Because I'm an Idiot" on FourSquare!
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#7
Sexist double Standard: "If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called
a slut..." But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo.
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#8
Did you know that Hitler made a rap album?
Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton.
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#9
What's the heaviest soup?
One ton soup.
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#10
If I had a pound for every time i misunderstood an expression...
I'd way a fucking ton!
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#11
Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes.
It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something.
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#12
How much toilet paper do people use on a daily basis?
A shit ton.
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#13
I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping
by expressing my political views on facebook.
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#14
What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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#15
Why are so many Italians named Tony?
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
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#16
There are tons of girls in my software engineering class...
...just not very many of them.
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#17
I saved a ton of money by eating all my groceries
before getting to the register.
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#18
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant?
He was charged with won ton destruction ^^*cue* ^^*groan*
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#19
got my blood test results back today, and it's just as i feared.
my body is filled with a ton of blood.
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#20
I know karate and tons
of other words.
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