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#21
Tons of guys wave at me when
I drive my wife's car.
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#22
College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree,
please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?
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#23
What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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#24
I've heard the best place to network for a job
is at a fat camp You meet *tons* of people
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#25
Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job.
But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh.
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#26
[hunting] DAD: dont scare him ME: did u know we dump 16 tons of sewage
into our waters every minute DEER: holy shit DAD: what did i just say
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#27
People that live in glass houses have
tons of dead birds on their lawn.
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#28
An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital.
FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo.
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#29
Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud...
But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian.
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#30
You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub?
I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say "Hi!".
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#31
I say this to girls at the bar, gets tons of laughs everytime.
"So, what's your number?"
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#32
What's scary, yellow, almost no eyes, has TONS of hair, and is constantly threatening to kill me if I don't suck it's dick?
My Korean girlfriend.
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#33
A chemist discovered a revolutionary new compound of technetium, sulfur, helium, and bismuth.
It got him tons of BiTcHeS.
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#34
I only date Chinese women...
They are used to seeing tons of red flags
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#35
My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of
weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle
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#36
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun!
Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
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#37
I used to perform circumcisions for a living.
I got tons of tips.
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#38
How do you make an elephant float?
Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend.
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#39
If you're having a weird pain today remember, tons
of people die from that stuff all the time.
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#40
Three states walk into a bar The first goes straight to the back and starts washing tons of dishes.
The second orders a small Coke. The third one has no idea what to get. What states are they?
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