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Tortoise Jokes

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What Are Tortoise Jokes?

Tortoise Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tortoise jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
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#2
How is Sandusky like a tortoise?
He gets there before the hair...
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#3
If you came over an upturned tortoise...
Would you clean it up?
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#4
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
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#5
What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
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#6
Turtles think tortoises are
pretentious as hell.
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#7
A suicide bomber in a pet shop A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and announces...
"everybody has only one minute to get out of here..." Tortoise: Fuck :-/
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#8
Why don't tortoises wear scarves?
They have turtlenecks
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#9
What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?
Voldetort.
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#10
How is a pedophile similar to a tortoise?
They both want to get there before the hare.
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#11
The snail and the tortoise What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
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#12
Your turtle puns tortoise
family apart
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#13
Race jokes are NEVER okay!
Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)
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#14
"You can hide but you can't run," -- Mama
tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids
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#15
What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
I don't know but your mother's a whore!
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#16
Buy your kids a tortoise.
Then when you're elderly, they'll already have 40 years' experience feeding & loving something that barely moves
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#17
Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?
Rigor tortoise.
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#18
"As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is...
Linda, where is everyone?" "They all called to say they're running late"
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#19
i went to a bookshop And asked for a book about tortoises.
The woman asked "hardback?" I said "yeah, and little heads."
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#20
My daughter got a sticker from her teacher that said 'resilient tortoise.'
I've sent her in with one to give in return, 'patronizing hippo.'
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Our collection features 40 Tortoise Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Tortoise Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Tortoise Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tortoise jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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When is the best time to tell Tortoise Jokes?
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