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Troops Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of troops jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?
That's how he mustard the troops.
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#2
So the US is to send 3000 troops to help combat ebola.
Does anyone else get the feeling they don't know what ebola is?
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#3
What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?
in formation
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#4
Dear lady, $14 is crazy for an airport sandwich but complaining to the
counter guy is like telling a cop to pull troops out of Afghanistan.
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#5
"I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage,
when they could just wear glasses..." -Superman
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#6
General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
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#7
Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
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#8
*leaves one gummy bear in the packet* i'm letting you live so you can
go back to your king and tell him to send the rest of his troops
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#9
How do generals show their gratitude to their troops?
They give tanks.
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#10
A British Major is stationed in
the desert with his troops...
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#11
Didn't support the troops, saw
a bumper sticker, now do.
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#12
Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor?
Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears. Emperor: That sounds plausible.
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#13
If you can't stand behind our troops, feel
free to to stand in front of them!
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#14
ISIS commander to troops ISIS commander: Do you guys know what the leading cause of goat rape is?
Troops: No, what? ISIS commander: Sexy Goats ;)
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#15
Mario: I killed all your turtle troops.Bowser: Turtle what?Mario: All
the turtles that work for you.Bowser: What turtles?Mario: Uh oh...
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