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Twas Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of twas jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming...
Just cuz I went into the wrong house.
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#2
Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 1.
It used to be the joke was "If ya lick 'er, it's quicker" Now it's: if ya drug 'er, ya fug 'er.
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#3
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town
Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down.
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#4
'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you
were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you.
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#5
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring...
Not even a mouse stirred.
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#6
'Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and I'm out of breath
I've been in the kitchen all day, cooking up meth.
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#7
1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was
trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse
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#8
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...
I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors.
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#9
A crowd started gathering around the car accident with the bagpiper...
Twas so unfortunate he was kilt.
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#10
'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done,
not a creature was sober, not even a nun.
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#11
Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see?
'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!
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#12
Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 3.
The joke used to be "If ya lick 'er, it's quicker". Now it's: if ya pin 'er, yer in 'er.
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#13
There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly
blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein.
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#14
'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the mall
There were multiple reports of trampling injuries.
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#15
Twas the night before Christmas, all through the house not a creature was
stirring not even my vodka martini because it's shaken not stirred
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#16
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was
a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors.
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#17
Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 2.
The joke used to be "If ya lick 'er, it's quicker". Now it's: "If y'ignore 'er, ya score 'er."
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