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#1
Twilight is like soccer.
They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand.
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#2
Pretty weird to think that in the future, there will be old people named
'Hailey' and 'Brayden' running around in vintage Twilight t-shirts.
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#3
I'm not afraid of dying.
I'm afraid of ending up in a nursing home with a roommate who has Justin Bieber posters and Twilight shirts.
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#4
There is no more horrible death than the one of
a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book.
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#5
I might care more about Twilight
if Count Chocula was in it.
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#6
Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?
Doodoo doodoo
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#7
Donald Trump Finally something
worse than Twilight
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#8
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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#9
My TWILIGHT ZONE plot idea: The sole survivor of the apocalypse finally
has time to listen to podcasts but still doesn't feel like it.
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#10
Isn't it nice that soon Justin Bieber will go through puberty, Twilight will end, & Mr.Potter's gone?
Everything's going to be normal again
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#11
Twilight's like soccer.
They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.
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#12
[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?
Twilight Gap *badum tsss*
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#13
"STOP IT STOP IT.
CUT. THIS IS ALL WRONG" I scream at my cats dressed like vampires. "This is NOTHING like Twilight!!"
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#14
Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend?
Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year.
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#15
Another Twilight movie?God I hope Abraham Lincoln
shows up and slays every last one of them.
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#16
TWILIGHT: Taking the N' out of
"Vampire Fangs", since 2007!
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#17
My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys.
I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me.
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#18
I tried to change my password to Twilight.
But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters.
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#19
If Dracula saw Twilight,
he'd stake himself.
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#20
The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this
weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like.
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