What Are Underground Jokes?
Underground Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of underground jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do dwarves and hipsters have in common?
(just made this joke up, help me if I can word it better) They're underground, and it's hard to tell males from females. or something like that =)
#2
Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?
Because deep down they're real nice
#3
I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music
from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.
#4
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
#5
What do an eagle and a mole have in common?
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
#6
I heard there's this amazing place underground...
...where you can have sex with miners.
#7
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be
stuck underground in a hole full of water" I hope he means well...
#8
Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?
He's been underground for five years now.
#9
My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility.
Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well...
#10
What do you call the underground slave trade?
The black market.
#11
"My girlfriend?
You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground." ...said the hipster necrophiliac.
#12
What do you call a bird that lives underground ?
A mynah bird !
#13
Slave: I know a way to escape Hipster slave: My friend Harriet has a better way.
You probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground.
#14
If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...
Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?
#15
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be
stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
#16
The reason the earth's core is hot Is
because my mixtape is so underground
#17
Let's claim some underground tunnels and start a new society where staring
at our phones isn't considered rude and eye contact is weird.
#18
How did blind slaves escape the South?
The Underground Braille-road
#19
My friend keeps saying "cheer up dude it could be worse, you could be
stuck underground in a hole full of water" I'm sure he means well...
#20
Have you ever heard of Tupac?
You probably haven't, he's pretty underground
Why People Enjoy Underground Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and underground jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love underground jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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