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User Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of user jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
User interface?
I hardly even know her.
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#2
A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store.....
A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence
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#3
Twitter: What do our users want?
Users: An edit button and relief from spam/abuse. Twitter: Novella-length Tweets it is!
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#4
Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes?
Because they aren't PC
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#5
User interface?
I hardly even know her!
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#6
What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?
"That's the last straw!" *^I'm ^sorry.* [UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording.
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#7
"LSD Makes Users Lose Weight" That makes sense.
It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
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#8
Facebook now tags fake news stories from sites like The Onion with #satire
to protect users who lack 1st grade critical thinking skills.
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#9
TIL: A study revealed that users never check the authenticity
of facts they find on /r/todayilearned
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#10
How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
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#11
What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves?
Twats.
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#12
If twitter users are sued, lawyers will have to analyse over 4 giggs of data.
Imogen that...
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#13
I'm a Tumblr user and computer scientist,
i'm boycotting binary computing.
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#14
What the only tag a Tumblr user can't have?
A small Oops looks like I pissed off the fatties
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#15
There are exactly 2 options for headphone cord sizes: 1.
Headphone users have torsos? 2. Giraffe strangler
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#16
New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently
iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex.
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#17
I met a Wheelchair user yesterday.
He's a stand up guy.
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#18
Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs?
He was a *myth*anphetamine user.
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#19
How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
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#20
What did one reddit user say to the other?
(Punch line in comments)
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and user jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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