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Uses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of uses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?
Instagran
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#2
Oh shit, my computer uses U.S.
English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up.
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#3
Chuck Norris uses a floor buffer
to polish his massive testicles.
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#4
hey baby.
ever been with a man who uses the basket instead of a grocery cart. Im basically bicep curling these chickpeas haha its easy to me
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#5
How does a plant walk?
It uses a plant stand.
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#6
Chuck Norris uses pens
on Scantron sheets.
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#7
Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?
Incubators.
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#8
When someone uses an elipsis at the end of a
text message I assume they fell off a cliff.
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#9
Trump isn't wrong when he uses "alternative facts"...
He's just alt-right.
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#10
-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use "bigly" in conversations
so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word .
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#11
Chuck Norris uses a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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#12
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has
to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
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#13
*uses handkerchief* Well now that this is used, it seems
I won't be blowing my nose again til laundry day.
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#14
Uses pic of car as profile pic.
Gets hunted down by Decepticons.
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#15
*uses ipad as a phone* Hey
look at me i'm a hobbit
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#16
Name a body part that's long and stiff
and uses the letters PENSI A spine
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#17
That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon.
Again.
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#18
Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?
The long long farm.
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#19
If the wife uses dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name : "Wife"
Never save them as "Wife1" and "Wife2" ~ A husband from hospital
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#20
Yo mama so fat..
she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google
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