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What Are Value Jokes?

Value Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of value jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only
play Question Mark, which had no value in the game.
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#2
You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people?
.... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!
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#3
Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
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#4
One of the underrated 2011 subplots is the battle between local car dealer
commercials & hostage videos on who has worse production value.
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#5
How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment?
Error [value unknown]
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#6
If I had a time machine I'd go back and give myself a bunch of incorrect
lotto numbers, and teach myself the value of hard work.
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#7
Have you heard of the Y-values?
I heard they're all the range.
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#8
Did you hear Harriet Tubman will be on the $20?
Does this mean it'll be worth 70% of its value because she's a woman? Or does it mean it'll be worth 3/5th because she's black?
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#9
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.
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#10
Free Palestine!
With purchase of equal or greater value.
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#11
Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's
mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot.
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#12
If you ever doubt the value of writers, just
follow your favorite actor on Twitter.
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#13
I have an EpiPen I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value.
A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it.
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#14
Never under estimate the value
of stretching...the truth.
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#15
Thanks for increasing the value of my asset over time.
I really appreciate it.
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#16
I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't
want them to be worth 3/5 of their value
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#17
FREEBIRD!
(When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)
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#18
Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously
He always pulls out before finishing
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#19
Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
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#20
If you say a number loud enough its value increases.
* 5 = 5 * 5! = 120
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Value Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Value Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and value jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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