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Viking Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of viking jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet.
Still not clear which law I broke.
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#2
TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners.
Gotcha ?
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#3
The Viking God Thor comes to Earth...
and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her "I am Thor". She replies "you're thor, I can't even pith!"
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#4
I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving.
Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
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#5
Famous Deaths happen in 3s...
Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season.
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#6
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock
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#7
Superbowl Champion
Minnesota Vikings
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#8
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
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#9
My favourite Vikings joke.
Blair Walsh
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#10
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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#11
There was once a viking who believed in reincarnation.
He was hoping that after dying he'd be Bjorn again.
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#12
[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars?
It stars Harrison Fjord.
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#13
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
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#14
What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following?
The Pillage People.
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#15
In honor of the Vikings/Packers game on Saturday...
How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you? They grit their tooth at you.
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#16
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
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#17
Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson?
They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter.
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#18
Why are Norwegian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
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#19
I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only
need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral.
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#20
Why don't vikings send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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