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Virus Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of virus jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I've been on reddit so much I'm gravely ill now...
I think I caught a computer virus.
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#2
WARNING !
! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.. U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
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#3
Joke for people who look at the custom settings when installing windows 10.
What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus? The Logo.
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#4
Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating
virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated.
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#5
What's the easiest way to get a little head?
The Zika virus.
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#6
The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus...
even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head.
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#7
My girlfriend is like the Zika virus She
gave me a little head the other day.
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#8
Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus?
Yeah, apparently it went viral. I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me.
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#9
What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
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#10
THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK "CO-EDS.AVI" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE
IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT..
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#11
Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario.
"It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."
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#12
Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus?
He wanted a little head.
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#13
I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus...
It was chlamydia.
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#14
An American doctor who contracted Ebola is said to be getting better.
The bad news is he's getting better at contracting the Ebola virus.
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#15
Wheather you have a lot of sex or watch porn frequently...
without propper protection you're going to catch a virus.
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#16
Got a message from the anti virus app on my phone telling me Twitter was safe.
Clearly, the app isn't reading your tweets or looking at pics
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#17
How do you know an african has used your computer?
Out of nowhere, it has a virus.
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#18
I accidentally clicked on a "You've won an iPhone"-popup.
Luckliy it was only a virus.
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#19
What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?
A Terminal Illness.
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#20
For those who've received my unsolicited dick pix: my computer
does NOT have a virus I am purposely sending those to you.
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