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#1
How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?
I bet he has to leave the room.
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#2
Why couldn't Hillary win the election?
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
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#3
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal.
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
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#4
Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in Alabama
That's right, not a single vote for Bernie.
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#5
What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism? A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
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#6
How are the homeless like votes?
Republicans have them thrown out.
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#7
TIFU by changing TIFU's meaning to make a joke.
Today I fished (for) up-votes by ( insert made up story ).
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#8
Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate?
His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.
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#9
How many votes does it take to change a light bulb?
Votes don't change shit.
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#10
my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes My girlfriend said if this gets 1000 votes we'll try anal.
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
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#11
my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes
then I probably reposted somebody elses joke
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#12
What's the difference between Trump and Clinton?
62 Electoral Votes
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#13
What do you call a pig that votes?
Polled pork.
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#14
My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal.
For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!
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#15
The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday
sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes
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#16
If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called?
American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!
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#17
Up votes are a bit like my sex life.
It doesn't happen.
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#18
The was this democratic elevator stuck in
the basement it kept getting down votes.
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#19
My girlfriend said if this gets 200 votes, we'll try anal.
Just kidding, I don't even have a girlfriend.
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#20
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.... Let the down-votes ensue :)
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