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Walter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of walter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hello, I'm waiter, I'll be your Walter tonight.
Wait, the other way around. Sorry, first day. Care for a glass of Walter? Ooh boy ok
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#2
Oh your baby's name is Walter?
Is he close to retirement?
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#3
In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again...
He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."
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#4
He's Fat!
He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in "Bud is Thicker than Walter!"
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#5
Anytime a person with a journalism degree writes a story about
a celebrity getting bangs, Walter Cronkite punches an angel.
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#6
At The Olympics At the Olympics, a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole.
"Are you a pole vaulter?" "No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"
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#7
What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?
Oprahs Black
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#8
Carpet Fitting
by Walter Wall
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#9
Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?
Because he is the one who knocks.
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#10
At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole.
"Are you a pole vaulter?" "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"
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#11
Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence?
For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma
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#12
I can't get into Breaking Bad because I have trouble remembering all the little facts.
For example: the name of Walter's boss at the car wash. I just need to stop getting Bogdan in the details.
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#13
What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing
was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?
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#14
A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole.
The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?
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#15
Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends.
Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house.
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#16
What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
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#17
Walter Jr.
had to use both feet to operate the pedals. He was braking bad.
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#18
One of the stone tiles in my bathroom looks exactly like Walter Cronkite.
And he is not impressed by my erection.
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#19
Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?" He says, "No, I'm German.
How did you know my name was Walter?"
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#20
Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?
Because it was on the house.
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