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Welfare Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of welfare jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he
thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
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#2
Getting friends with benefits is easy If you hang around the welfare
centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people.
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#3
What is a black's favorite letter?
The one with the welfare check in it.
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#4
Well, it's that time of year again when people come up to me with their scary face and frightening clothes with their hand held out wanting money and shit.
I hate my job at the welfare office.
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#5
Whats an African-American's favorite fare?
Welfare.
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#6
How do you starve a lazy person.
You put the welfare check in his work boots.
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#7
Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak?
It was Donald Trump.
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#8
Drilling into American House Walls is like
paying into German Welfare risky as fuck.
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#9
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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#10
How do you starve a black person?
Hide their welfare check under their work boots.
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#11
What is long, brown and covered in flies?
The welfare line.
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#12
I hear Donald Trump wants every welfare recipient to take a drug test...
I don't even what to know what he's planning to do with all those urine samples.
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#13
What's black and fills out welfare forms??
A pen, you jerk.
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#14
Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had
it, her babies probably will too
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#15
why did the native family starve?
Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot.
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#16
What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?
The Elf and Saftey Executive.
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#17
Two black guys are playing a game.
One of them jumps off a cliff and the other shoots himself. Who won? The government for having to pay welfare for two less people.
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#18
I like my coffee black...
like it's waiting for it's welfare check.
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#19
the poor people on welfare should not eat steak and sea food.
they should be drinking raw sewage out of an old boot while thanking me
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